Seven Seas
2200 SW 57th Ave, Coral Gables, FL, 33155
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Address :
2200 SW 57th Ave
Coral Gables, FL, 33155 - Phone (305) 266-6071
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Opening Hours
- Mon :12:00 pm - 2:00pm
- Mon : 12:00 pm - 2:00pm
Specialities
- Accepts Credit Cards : No
Parking : Private Lot
Bike Parking : Yes
Good for Groups : Yes
Ambience : Divey
Noise Level : Very Loud
Music : Karaoke
Good For Dancing : No
Alcohol : Full Bar
Happy Hour : Yes
Best Nights : Tue, Thu, Sat
Coat Check : No
Smoking : Yes
Outdoor Seating : Yes
Has TV : Yes
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kyle f.
This place is awesome. I only go for the karaoke because it is a little far from my house, but the vibe is great. It isn't super trendy like almost all of the other karaoke bars I have been to that are loaded with lame college kids trying to be cool. The regulars are great and the drink prices are affordable. A pitcher of domestic beer is $9. I go as often as I can with a bunch of friends and I always have fun. One of the karaoke dj's is kind of a jerk though.
(4)Debbie R.
Holy smokes! Definition of a dive bar. Karaoke nights are a blast. Fair drink prices. If only we could do something about the smoke and the stink. Had a good time, but can't get past the smokiness.
(3)Michael P.
pretty sketchy place, smokers everywhere, parking is also sketchy almost rapey, oh and sketchy characters at the place getting to damn close and personal to your business, the karaoke is why people go here, you will hear blond girls sing f-ing problems, and rockers sing system of a down classics so it is very diverse becease there are oldish people singing songs you never heard but they know the lyrics like the back of their hand, if this sounds appealing to you, go for it.
(3)Titania T.
Dude. It's the Seas. If you don't like smoke, grime, plants growing out of toilets, and people whom alcohol has convinced they can sing, go somewhere else. The Seas is a landmark and should NEVER change. Bernie's karaoke has the best sound and selection in town, and actually some of the best singers in Dade come here. Drinks are dirt-cheap. The yard through the back TV room has seating if the inside gets too crowded for you (but watch for mosquitoes.) I've recently taken to coming here on non-karaoke days when I just want to lay back and drink in a relaxed atmosphere. By the way, the poor fish behind the pool table recently passed away (likely of neglect, as his water had been brown for years and the algae became self-aware a while ago.) The fish tank is now home to three empty booze bottles.
(5)Melissa P.
what can a dive bar is a dive bar. Not far from my apt nice to go play some pool and have a beer :)
(4)Joseluis A.
its a bit smokey inside seven seas. theres karaoke and recurrent customers. ive been to seven seas a couple of times and i even know heard some chisme about fulanito y menganita. theres the guy who always sings el cantante with his buddy whos always off key. the bartender was much nicer when i was getting vodka (the 1st time i was there) from her as to when i was only getting water (the last time i was there). if you like karaoke and youre in the area, this is your spot. if you dont like karaoke, try somewhere else.
(3)Patty G.
What can I say? A dive, is a dive, is a dive. And I love to dive! Sure it's a bit rustic, and the fish tank has seen better days. Yes, your purse will smell like an ashtray and so will your hair. And no, it's not exactly in one of the trendiest parts of town. But it's the Seas. You come here for Karaoke, you stay for the ambience. You order a drink, you get a decent bill. You play some pool, you meet some cool cats. Bathrooms are small, the place is dark and smokey; but the regulars are always here, just like the toilet potted plants out front... part of the charm. It's like a movie you hate to love. You know it's not what you expect it to be, you know it's not perfect, but you stay, and BY GOD, YOU'LL ENJOY IT!!!!!!
(4)Susana P.
My cousin recommended we go to this bar, so I thought sure why not, being from the UK I'm used to the ban on smoking everywhere, so I wasn't a fan of it being so smoky. The drinks (I thought) were overpriced for what it was. It looked like a very old pub, it was quite dark. Saying that though everyone seemed to be having a good time and although some of the singing sucked, everyone joined in :) Seems quite grungy.
(2)Sandra N.
Please clean this place up! If you look at the ceiling, there are 10-inch dust strings hanging from it. One side of the place is col,d, the other is boiling lava hot. I asked the bartender to make me her special rum punch......... Why did I do that? She made me this nasty concoction made mostly of rum. Listen lady, if I'm asking you for rum punch it means I don't want to have my throat burn every time I take a sip. I expect more from a bartender. I'd probably never come back here.
(1)Natasha M.
Based off the other reviews I was excited/scared to check this place out. I didn't know what to think when I read the review that says you should get a "tetanus shot" before and after your trip to Seven Seas. 7 things to say about Seven Seas. 1. I counted a total of nine people in the entire place that night. It was a wednesday night, so apparently Wednesdays aren't poppin'. But theres karaoke on other nights so I'm sure those are the better nights to go. 2. LOL @ the Coor's light cardboard box covering up the hole on the roof. Also on the roof : A panel of different shoes all bunched up, another panel full of Hot Wheel like racecars and other random little things, Christmas lights that are only Orange and Green (Can't escape UM) 3. Smoking indoors wooooooo 4. Pool table woooooo 5. Cheap Beer woooooo 6. The poor little lonely fish in a moldy fish tank needs a friend. More importantly it needs a cleaner home. You know you need to clean the tank when the magnetic eraser cleaner thing doesn't move due to the fungus and all the glass junk. I'm surprised the fishy is alive. 7. I was excited to venture outside and see all of the broken toilets used as actual chairs. But unfortunately the back area was closed and we could not go back there. I'm not sure if it's closed for a while, or just that one night. We did see one toilet, but it was full of dirt and baby plants. God knows how many people probably pee'd and threw up in there. Seven seas, you are one of a kind.
(4)Drew H.
This place is WEIRD. I used to come to Seven Seas once in a while about three years ago and came back for the first time last night. The bar was basically empty on a Wednesday at around 11. This bar is set up as if someone took a couple hits of crack, watched spongebob squarepants then went to TGI Fridays and tried to merge the two ideas into one bar. There is random nautical stuff everywhere and even more random stuff glued to the ceiling like shoes and toy story action figures. They have a main bar area, a pool table and a little side room with chillin chairs and its own stereo. The highlight of this place for me used to be the outdoor/patio area but It was closed off from both ways and locked up. I don't know for how long though. The beer is cheap and you can smoke indoors which is a plus. This place is worth a visit for sure. If you don't like it duffys is 2 buildings down and its pretty close to miracle mile.
(4)Rob D.
The epitome of the phrase "dive bar". They may only have a couple of domestic beers (that I could careless about) on tap but at least the drinks are cheap!!! I think I am the only person that's ever gone there and ordered a guiness cuz that shit was still frozen when i got it but damn it was a tasty slushy. It's not a big place but it's got everything you need... including a pool table which I've never used but I always see a crowd around it. I pretty much just go here for karaoke because bernie's got a vast variety of music and the 10 ppl that you see here every week are all guaranteed to kill it on the mic. You should be able to find three songs from each genre that you know the words to... if you can't then you need to get out of ur cave and listen to more music. So do what I do and leave your belly butterflies at the door and pick a song you only sing when you're alone in the car... I don't need no practice "cuz baby I am a thug." - yes, if you go on a tuesday you might see this white boy attempting some trick daddy dollars. NOTE: If you wanna get over that karaoke fear then get there early when there's only a couple of heads because this place gets crazy packed after 11PM.
(4)Michelle L.
Great spot for Karaoke every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday starting at 10pm. Small location right on 57th ave near Duffy's Tavern. The nautical theme is great. The random toilet in the back, I just can't explain. But really there's no need to just get your karaoke self ready to belt out some great tunes. The crowds a blast and everyone is having a great time. Lot's of regulars there.
(4)Alexandra M.
When they said this place was a dive bar, they weren't kidding! Super dirty and just what you envision when you think of that term. But the karaoke is awesome, and let's be honest, when you're drunk and singing Journey tunes in a room full of strangers you're not too concerned about the cleanliness of the place. We came in a group so it got pretty cramped, pretty quickly. This is a good place to go and have good old-fashioned fun with your friends.
(4)Alexis Y.
The Karaoke Selection is very current and the crowd seemed to be up for anything....even my terrible Billy Idol duet. Anyway, the staff is great and you dont have to wait 10 minutes at the bar to get a drink. There were a few crazy late night characters here which leads to some great entertainment!
(4)Danielle C.
Consider this a 3.5 rating. Great karaoke ambience, go with your friends and you're bound to have a great time. Awesome dive-y atmosphere and huge selection of songs makes this a no-brainer. You'll surely get a chance to go up and sing at least once, depending on how big the crowd is. Drinks are inexpensive, but definitely not cheap. Points lost for the absolutely disgusting stench of cigarettes you will surely take home with you, and for sometimes creepy patrons.
(4)Alex F.
Hole in the wall bar, but a great little place to sing Karaoke with friends. Wait staff is friendly and overall a good vibe is found at this place.
(3)Veronica C.
Everything written below seems to sum up Seven Seas. My Boyfriend and I like to go there when we've had a long day at work and we just want s DAMN COLD BEER and NO BS! They have the COLDEST Amstel I've ever had. never disappointing.. if you are lucky enough to have Vanessa as your bartender (usually during Karaoke) she makes a mean mixed drink all her own with 7 different types of Bacardi. Don't ask for fuzzy navels or a Cosmo here. This is a straight up Whiskey or beer joint. The karaoke is always a treat with a steady crowd and some "famous" people. I love going during the week and taking over their cheesy Jukebox... no lack of Queen or Zeppelin here.. Come as you are....No need to dress up.. I've seen people in everything from evening dresses to Pj bottoms..
(4)Christie A.
This place is a TOTAL DIVE! And by DIVE I mean, watch out when it is raining bc with the holes in the roof you WILL get wet INSIDE of the place! When you go to "The Seas" you feel as if you need a tetanus shot both before you step foot in the place and after you get out, but there is something oddly entertaining about this place! The characters in this place never cease to amaze me...I make up stories for each of them in my mind...for example, one lady was Smigel's (from Lord of the Rings) long lost drug lugging twin sister! I'm sure you can just imagine what she looked like and how she acted! lol. Come already buzzed so you won't be scared, and come on a karaoke night, and you'll be sure to have a fun/interesting night! LOL
(3)danielle b.
This place is a dive, yea but an awesome one. Thursdays and Saturdays are karaoke nights and I try to make it to one once a month. Fun vibe, great service from the bar, even if the Karaoke DJS pick their friends songs first... anyways...thats my only complaint. I love this place
(4)Elyse W.
Although this place is a little run down and uses broken toilets in lieu of actual chairs on it's back patio, it's not exactly a shit hole. It's just kitschy. Don't believe me? When you go inside, look up, there's a bunch of shoes glued to one panel on the ceiling -- why? Who knows. But go with it and all of 7 Seas other quirks -- the nautical knickknacks, the overtly gregarious Thursday night karaoke party (which is pretty fun and hey, $9 pitchers of Amber Bock is not too shabby of a deal either), even accept the androgynous dude who walks around with a single feather earring. If you do, believe me, you'll have a good time. You might even catch yourself uttering "ArRrRgGGhhh, matey" after a few drinks. But who am I kidding? Just because you're drinking at a bar called 7 Seas doesn't mean you're going to channel a pirate as soon as you get drunk! I mean, who *doesn't* start talking like a scurvy-ridden, scallywaggin' sea rover after a few pints? I know I do. And I'm 100% sane. Anyway, all silliness aside, this place is a dive....but a unique and awesome one. Adventures will be had here. Trust. Oh, and once more, because when else am I going to get away with this?: ArrRRGggHHH!!!!!
(4)Mauriett C.
It nice to find a dive bar with ample parking and a great crowd. Karaoke on Thursday nights is ALOT of fun and their drinks aren't too expensive. Great people, great ambiance, great times!
(4)Luis E.
Real chill spot, laid back, and great bartenders. Drinks are pretty cheap and as always karaoke is fun.
(4)Amanda T.
I don't ever go to bars, but my best friend took me to seven seas and I fell in love! The ambiance was really cool and comfortable, and people really friendly. I went on a Saturday night, which we all know is karaoke night :D! The crowd is very involved and supportive with those who go up to sing. Yes they allow smoking, but I hardly noticed the smell. I think the only downside (which I think everyone will agree) is that it's a very small space, so when it gets packed, it can get a little hot and sticky. But if you don't mind that sort of thing then this place is absolutely perfect! Will definitely go back very soon!
(5)Jessica K.
Definitely a DiVE bar, it needs a little bit of cleaning up, therefore I give it 4 stars. But the vintage style is on point. The people that go are quite amusing and you WILL have an amazing time as you observe the crowd and sing. Do be aware, you will step out smelling like an ash tray, but its well worth it!
(4)MICHELLE C.
Friends invited us here for karaoke. When we arrived I was thinking oh man this is totally a dive bar, sketchy looking folks in the parking lot doing who knows what. We walk in and thankfully this bar is super small and our friends were all seated right by the entrance. The karaoke is in a corner as soon as you walk in with a very small area for the people who are brave enough to go up and sing. Most of the time I am not a big fan of karaoke because most people think they can sing but really it makes my ears sore. Not this place. I could not believe how many great singers were giving it a try. Beer is cheap, one pool table and I must say the restrooms for a dive bar were pretty clean. You have all kinds of folks in here, actually it is great for people watching. It was a Saturday night when we came and yes this place gets super packed. Be prepared to have some strange guys whisper in your ear as you are standing there with your spouse. Some do not seem to care, and luckily for him my spouse was unaware. We had a group of 8 of us and wow did we have a blast! It was so much fun that we stayed til they nearly had to kick us out. Walks from every life and age, plan on having a good time here as it would be impossible not to have fun. Also, the staff were all super friendly. See you again, great time!!
(4)Lee O.
Be ready to smell like smoke when you leave. Only go if you don't mind dive bars as this is the definition of one. Service tends to be sub par.
(2)Khrystian B.
I am going to avoid the fluff. Here are the reasons I love this spot: 1. One of the best karaoke spots on a Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday night. The musical catalog is extensive, the KJs are not Nazis, the sound system is excellent for the venue size. 2. Drinks are inexpensive. Don't expect to see the frou frou shit you'll see on South Beach. The bartenders are friendly and they'll keep a cold one in your hand. 3. Parking is not a hassle. No cover, no reservations needed. 4. You'll see a great mixture of characters. Some that look like ex-felons, friendly hipsters, the ex-strippers, the beauty queen, the handsome stud, the karaoke virgins, the seasoned veterans...well, you get the picture. What you won't get here are fuckin' squares. 5. This place ain't pretty but it has that charm that will keep you coming back for more. 6. Guaranteed great time with a group of friends! Check out the links to some of me and my friend's karaoke performances...and please keep in mind, I am NOT a professional but you don't need to be if you know how to have a good time. youtube.com/watch?v=_oKZ… youtube.com/watch?v=OieD… youtube.com/watch?v=YNS4…
(5)Leigh Ann T.
It's been a while since I've set foot into a "dive" bar. The last dive bar I've been to was a frequent favorite in Orl. called Wally's. This place has the same feel. Quaint, dark and smokey.
(4)El G.
Karaoke DJ is a jerk. I understand that a bar is going to "take care" of regulars, but this guy is a joke and a half. He looks and acts like the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons, and thinks he's far funnier than he actually is. His buddies went up over and over again, and we were subjected to the DJ's endless, out-of-tune "joining in". Terrible. My wife and I were skipped over several times, and only after we asked him where we stood did he call us to go. When we did get up, he yelled at me for joining her, saying my name wasn't on the slip (even though it was). At that point, I cursed him out in front of the whole bar, and our large group left. You'll never see us again, Seven Seas... whether you realize it or not, you've lost a ton of business due to this guy's selfishness. Better find yourself a new DJ... they're a dime a dozen and this guy is bottom of the barrel. As for you Yelpers, don't waste your time. All the cheap Miller High Life in the world isn't worth the trouble.
(1)ari d.
love this dive bar! best karaoke in Miami! never a bad time! even celebrated my last birthday during a karaoke night! good atmosphere, lots of regulars & good vibes all around! feel like it's my local "cheers" bar! always run into old friends- which is an added plus!
(5)Glenn G.
Almost 2 years ago, for 2 nights and 3 days, I was given a tour of Miami Hot-Spots that became known as the "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE F&CK I'M GOING" Tour hosted by Natasha A..... My arrival in Miami on a Friday night was along the lines of "Arrival at Natasha's home... dropped off my bag... got into her car... got yelled at for asking where are we going". From this point on, my weekend was planned (without my input) for everything from morning to middle of the night, all meals, all shops, all communities, all parks and all bars. So why am I wasting your time telling you about this and not sharing information about SEVEN SEAS? Simply put... By the end of the weekend we visited 27 different establishments and the HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEKEND..... you guessed it.... SEVEN SEAS. * * * SURPRISE ! ! ! * * * We leave one of the many weekend stops, it's very late and frankly, I'm hungry, when Natasha says, "you're going to love this next stop"... We pull up to a small building that looks somewhat distressed with what I think is ocean memorabilia... I'm thinking it's one of those iconic seafood markets I've wanted to try like La Camaronera, Don Fernando or Garcia's Grill. At this point, my mouth is watering like Pavlov's Dog. As soon as you open that door, a cloud of cigarette smoke hits you like a truck... and I realize there is really loud music coming from inside. I understand now why the girls giggled at me when I mentioned food here... it's another bar but not just a bar it's the KING OF KARAOKE bar that Natasha told me about in the past... apparently they either have no SEVEN SEAS sign outside or I totally missed it. * * * LIKE A VIRGIN * * * So I don't do Karaoke but I do love to watch... been going to Friday night Karaoke Nights at Coffee District in Delray Beach for years and have yet to ever sing a single song. I will say this though.... of all the Karaoke bars I've watched, this is the only one I've gone to that EVERYONE stays involved all night long. Everyone there is there to either sing or watch others sing. Other bars, yeah, you go to watch but you end up talking it up with friends and barely even notice anyone that takes the stage. Since I don't sing, I thought it was mighty cool that Natasha let me in on picking a song for her to sing... LIKE A VIRGIN... but first she a couple of other songs... granted this review is about SEVEN SEAS, I should let you know Natasha kicks butt on the microphone. * * * HOME SWEET HOME * * * I'm still quite hungry but I'm having so much fun watching the Karaoke entertainment that I have no interest in leaving. Plus they have a full bar and a variety of beers so I'm good for awhile. I don't want to mislead and say the inside is comfortable... it can be but the place gets very packed (at least during the Karaoke nights) and there are a limited number of tables. The interior is old and sketchy... run down but in a good way if that makes any sense. It's truly a dive bar.... including the smoke... apparently smoking is allowed and well, YOU WILL SMELL LIKE AN ASHTRAY when you leave. Granted I left that night and I smelled awful... actually our entire entourage smelled awful. For fun and great people this place is hands down the best of Karaoke and the best of Dive Bars in general.... well worth the nauseating stinky clothes.
(4)Ana M.
I understand what some reviewers mean when they say this place has got character; however, character should not impede with safety and hygiene. The bar has some attractive qualities that other places do not. Unfortunately, I was unable to get past certain aspects in order to really get my groove on. First of all, this place has fire hazard written all over it. It's the 21st century; smoking stopped being "cool" 20 years ago. If you want to poison yourself, don't be rude enough to take others down with you. Secondly, during the few seconds of unanimous non-smoking, you could catch a breath of the unforgivable dust accumulation. Additionally, it was insanely hot in there and this is coming from someone that takes a sweater everywhere. Listen, the intent is to look like you don't give a fuck, not actually disregard the well-being of your patrons. As soon as we entered I knew I was not going to be able to take it for too long. The music is obscenely high and the space is too crowded. Not to mention, most people were signing rock to the tune of "Ahhhhhhhh. Arrrrrrrrrrrr". Thankfully, we found this side room with some comfortable chairs which is a plus! The drinks were inexpensive but the selection was extremely limited. There is no food to pair with your drinks; I guess this makes it easier to get wasted on inadequate beer. I loved that there were several thick books with a selection of songs to sing from. I have done karaoke numerous times and never been given this many options. It really helps you pick a song. We didn't have to wait more than 10 minutes after handing in our requests to actually sing which is a super plus! I've had to wait longer elsewhere. Overall, this place is a lot of fun but I do feel that it should accommodate to non-smokers and non-drinkers. Hear me out: If SMALL compromises are made, frequent visitors would be inclined to bring in their friends that don't smoke or don't drink. After all, the main draw is the karaoke. I would suggest keeping both doors open at all times and having several fans to diffuse the smell of smoke. I would also suggest expanding the beer selection. The karaoke aspect of this place is great but it was difficult for me to get over the environment. I'm sure if you cleaned the place up, more people would become repeat customers.
(2)Dani I.
You want to go to a dive bar? Well this is it. If you don't wanna be seen this is the place to be. You want cheap liquor and beer? Come here. You want to sing to awful karaoke music? Come here. You want shitty decor? Come here. You want to leave smelling like cigarettes? Come here. You think you might need a Shot of penicillin after? Come here. This place is charming as shit.
(4)Judy H.
First time at this fun little dive bar! Our Bartender Vanessa was awesome! Had a blast and would defiantly go back! The karaoke was lots of fun and not to long of a wait! Thank you for a great night!!
(4)P H.
7 Seas - a gem near blue lagoon and coral gables. Melissa is AWESOME and the vibe is very laid back and fun. Will definitely come back!
(5)Michael H.
Great time Mixed crowd Awesome service!!!!!! Total dive Couldn't ask for a more unique place Owner treated us like gold
(5)Melissa M.
Okay, so this review is LONGGG overdue. I have been going to this bar now for 3 years. My boyfriend introduced me to this place when we first began dating. Now we are regulars! This dive bar is great! There are all kinds of people and everyone is free to be. It's one of the realest places I have ever been to. You will definitely make friends here. The bars busiest days are Karaoke nights with Bernie every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturdays. Thursdays and Saturdays are typically the most packed. Karaoke with Bernie is a big hit in this bar. People usually come here just for that! The main bartender, Vanessa, is the sweetest. That girl works hard and never slacks off! With as busy as the night is going, you are promised to be attended within 3 minutes of waiting at the bar. She is QUICK! The Karaoke DJ, Bernie, is well known. He has thousands of songs to pick from. He is constantly updating his books and he usually always has the song you are looking for. Smoking is permitted inside the bar so if you don't like smoke (like me) then you have 2 choices: Go outside between songs to get some fresh air, or just don't come at all. On busy days it can get a little irritable, but you are welcomed to sit outside for a bit. There is no food being served; however, there is a Duffy's right next door or 1909 Cafe can deliver. You can bring food inside the bar if you'd like. There is a pool table but I have to warn you: people can get a little competitive. There is a chalk board where you put down your names for the next game (Use it or you won't be playing). Watching is always fun. Aside from seating inside, there are 3 tables up front with a few chairs and some seating in the back. Don't be freaked out by the old toilets with plants... this is what 7 Seas is about. Now, for the more critical things such as cleanliness. Please do not expect to come here and think it's any regular bar. This place is more about heart than looks. It is clean inside, it is just older and a little run down. But that is what makes it original. It is vintage looking with old school pictures and posters. There will be some random things like an old cigarette dispenser, shoes and scratch off tickets glued to the roof, a random piano by the back and an old school car up front with some lights on it. You will have so much fun here if you just let loose. The locals are awesome, the owners are great, the bartender and KJ rock and people are just free to sing whatever they'd like. If you haven't been here, I recommend you try it out. it's not for everyone, but for some it is the place to be almost every other day. Check it out! You may just fall in love.
(5)Daira A.
karaoke DJ is an a-hole. He let his friends sing over and over, so he could sing along with them. He skipped over me and my friends multiple times, and then pretended we hadn't submitted songs. Once I called him out on his shenanigans, he then invented arbitrary rules so that my group couldn't sing together. Never been treated so poorly. To make matters worse, management was nowhere to be found. Bizarre that they'd let the DJ put himself and his buddies ahead of regular paying customers, but so be it. You won't see me there again, and I can't recommend anyone go there for karaoke ever again.
(1)Johnny T.
I'm glad I didn't read the reviews of the Seas before coming here. Either that, or this dive karaoke bar has gotten a wee touch cleaner. I've had traumatic experiences in dive karaoke bars before (search my reviews, keywords 'microphone touched my lips'; I still have flashbacks) and had I known that this place was as dirty as reported, I never would have step foot in it. But, each time I've been, the lights have been down way low, the ceiling hasn't caved in on me, no patch of mold has walked over to engage me in conversation, and I haven't had a Trainspotting moment in the bathroom. Until and unless these things happen, I will continue to come here on Tuesdays to be a stah, mock those who aren't, make sure the microphone never touches my lips, drink cold beer, and watch out for celeb yelpers getting approached by angry girlfriends because, surely, those giggly boys you keep meeting in the bathroom have not-so-giggly ladies waiting for them in the main room. I ain't sayin'. I'm just sayin'. But, perhaps, such is the power of a place like the Seas. It brings people together. It turns radiant stars into superstars (me). It turns train wrecks into hot messes (most everyone else). It turns heretics into political pundits (in the backroom). It turns runners into smokers (thanks to the backyard courtyard). It turns 'straight' guys into giggling [redacted] who cruise bathrooms. It turns yelpers into dive bar lotharios. It celebrates that "all [you] want for [your] birthday is a big-bootied 'ho." It might be so dirty as to send intrepid reviewers into fainting spells had he'd known about it previously. It might -- just, maybe -- be magic... on Tuesday nights only.
(4)Sandra L.
What a great time we had! The karaoke here is amazing! People are friendly and drinks are cheap. The only thing I could do away with is all of the smoking, but for one night, it's doable. This dive bar is one of the best!!
(4)Sergio M.
This is not a karaoke bar but rather a comedy club with an eclectic and international cast of characters that allow the smoke filled former fish market to blossom into a weekly pop up of a mash up of tunes spanning the last 4 decades. Part punk, part goth, gay friendly, left-hander embracing, multi-generational, pan-ethnic, with a sliver of retirees and 6th year UM seniors, this is a social experiment that is raw, genuine and takes you back to Idaho - even if you haven't been to Iowa. Cocktails are stiff, rap is ghetto, foul language is encouraged and everyone seems to know everyone. AMC and E! Entertainment stay away. This is a side of the 305 not even the real Floridians know about. I will be back... But with clothes that I can burn afterwards. Cash only - don't even think of earning miles on your credit card. Time to hit the shower....
(4)Lena C.
Seven Seas is THE karaoke spot! The regulars are all absolutely amazing & everyone is down for a good sing along. Dive bar, yes. I'll give you that, but you just can't beat the drink prices. Though after two Tuesday night karaoke runs, I am going back to cocktails and skipping the pitchers. Bernie the motha-funkin' karaoke man is pretty darn hip and has a mad selection of songs. He also enjoys a good sing along and isn't afraid to throw his own tunes in the mix. So if you are down for a Tuesday-night-get-banged-up-karaoke-fest, bring it on!
(4)Kristy D.
I know I know...it's a "dive bar" with a reputation for living up to its classification so I should not have been too surprised by the filth factor but I guess it was just a bit over the top for me. Having read the reviews, I did expect it to be grimy but I was not at all prepared for the revolting patch of mold growing out of one of the corners in the ceiling, the view of which caused one of my friends to throw up most of what she had eaten earlier that night. The fact that I was already drunk when I stumbled over from Duffy's next door and still couldn't avoid being grossed out by the place speaks volumes to me. I honestly would be afraid to see what disgusting details would reveal themselves if I were to get a good look at this place in the light of day. I can't say that the experience was a total loss because my friends and I did have a good time here. The strange mix of decor certainly made for interesting conversation starters as did the equally strange mix of patrons that even included pseudo celebrity Nick Voss (Miami contestant on the first season of X-Factor who almost made it to the semi-finals). We went on a Thursday night for karaoke and enjoyed listening to the diverse range of vocalists who took their turn at the microphone. Having some genuine talent, Nick Voss certainly shined a little bit brighter than the rest but I happen to enjoy the off-key melodies as well. The drinks were decently priced but the selection was somewhat limited and although it used to be a seafood restaurant, the kitchen has since been closed and food is no longer served. If the place back then looked anything like it does now, I can only imagine that the kitchen accumulated a collection of health violations until it was eventually shut down altogether. Though some smokers probably appreciate being able to light up wherever they may stand, the lingering smoke and the overwhelming stench of old ashtrays was something I could only take in small doses so I did make numerous trips to catch a few breaths of fresh air on the patio where we found even more intriguing conversation pieces like the old Jet Ski and various toilets that are now serving as planters. All in all, I had a pretty good time but not good enough to convince me that I should return so if the mood for karaoke strikes again, I will most likely try and find someplace new to indulge it.
(2)Mayren O.
This place feels like you've time warped back to the 90s because it hasn't changed much. It gives you a sort of comfort in knowing that certain places stick to what works in a world where life speeds past us at the blink of an eye. The beer/drinks are cheap and the ambience is cheerful. If you are stranger to the area then have no fear, within minutes someone at the bar will most likely strike up a conversation with you. During the week you can check out the local karaoke scene that is surely a melting pot of aspiring singers and wannabe video vixens dancing amidst the chaotic melody. Whether you are the next Whitney Houston or a reject from American Idol, everyone is encouraged to sing and is welcome to feel the 3 minutes of fame. People will clap, cheer and even slur words of encouragement your way. This is definitely a precious hole in the wall that is ideal for a great weekday out with your liver punishing friends. If I go it's for drinks and a good time. I must confess that I have never actually eaten there and am not sure if they even sell food. The music and cheap drinks alone is what makes the place a rare find. Bottoms up!
(4)Paul W.
About a half dozen of us ended up here after attending a game at Marlins Park to have some drinks and sing karaoke. I've driven past this bar lots of times, but never thought twice about stopping in. I'm not sure why, because when you look up the definition of "dive bar", I'm sure there's a color photo of this place posted as "exhibit A", and it's the kind of bar I love: Unpretentios, completely laid back and a "come as you are" kind of place where you can walk in wearing a scruffy t-shirt, a busted pair of jeans or shorts and a 3 day growth on your face and no one would think any less of you. Actually, even in that condition you might be one of the better styled people here! Seven Seas is not huge inside; it's dark, dank, there's an eclectic collection of "stuff" hanging on the walls and from the ceilings and it's packed full of characters and unpretentous people who just want to drink, maybe sing some karaoke and have a good time. There's a pool table off to the side, a room at the back with paintings and photos of bare breasted women on nearly every wall, and cheap drinks.... Double rum & Cokes were $5 each. My favorite story of the night: I was using the urinal in the not so large restroom, and this kid walks in and asks to pass behind me so he can get to the toilet in the next stall. For some reason in my buzzed state, I though it would be fun to tell him that I could move in and let him pass as long as I didn't "stop the stream", because the girl I was with out front gave me some wretched disease and it burns really bad when I try and cut it off mid stream. He started giggling and thought it was funny as hell. About 30 minutes later, the same scenario happened again...I go to the urinal, am peeing away and this same kid enters and asks to pass, and starts laughing when he realizes it's me. I said "Dude it's not funny!" and I started singing out "SHE GAVE ME AN STD!!!", and just then, as if on cue, this salty old guy in his 70's sticks his head in the restroom door and starts singing backup, and then singing "She gave me an STD" in harmony with me. The guy in the stall couldn't see who was singing backup and he yelled out "WTF? Who the hell was THAT??" and was laughing uncontrollably by that point. One of those hilarious WTF moments that one can't easily re-create and that could only happen in a bar as eccentric as this one. I'm a fan, I'll be back!
(4)Natasha A.
My karaoke-heart will always belong to the Se7aS. It may stray to the lands of Taurus, Little Hoolie's and the such but no one can take the place of Bernie and his karaoke books that is housed at Se7aS on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights. I have to say that I prefer Tuesday nights; Thursdays aren't bad either but Saturdays get a little too packed and hectic for my taste. Something about the odd little amalgam that shows up on Tuesday nights is just magical. The place is quite smoky so expect to leave smelling like an ash tray, but I find it to be totally worth it. The atmosphere is pretty dive-y although I felt it was more so when the ceiling was a messy hodgepodge of shoes and random crap people probably left behind on drunken nights. I assume that the fire and/or health department had issues with that arrangement and therefore you now have this odd, boring little collection of a few shoes glued to arbitrary ceiling tiles. Drinks and beers are pretty cheap but don't come expecting some crazy selection or a specialized cocktail menu. Walk up to bar, get to the point and then go sing your heart out. Simple as that.
(4)Patrick L.
Many of the so-called "dive bars" in South Florida that get reviewed on Yelp aren't true dives, they are just low-key places. We have been conditioned to think that pretty much any place without a velvet rope, $15 martinis, or "fashionable people" inside is a dive. No. Brush up on your Bukowski-reading and educate yourself as to what a dive bar really is. Or, go to Seven Seas. Why is this place still here? I thought this place was garbage back in 1979 - shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time! I remember coming to the old restaurant as a very little kid, and even then, being less than impressed. Yet somehow, some way, Seven Seas has endured, reinventing, reimagining itself as a bar. Walk inside, and it immediately feels cramped, dingy, shopworn and cluttered. There's weird nautical stuff all over the place - if it had been less crowded I probably would have walked around and had a closer look at some of it. Open area upon entry; this is where the karaoke happens. Bar to the left, pool table to the right. It's apparent and understood that this is a bar for cheap drinks and pitchers of crap beer. As such, it is the kind of place where you'll find everyone from just-turned-21s to grizzled old bar vets. Karaoke is the main draw - you can channel Jim Morrison here 3 nights a week if you so choose. Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday are the karaoke nights. I didn't sing, but from what I gathered, the crowd seemed to be a little more appreciative of your efforts than at other karaoke nights I've been to. Either that or they're just drunker, which could well be the case. No matter...we all want a little round of applause, even if it's just a polite one.
(4)Michelle J.
This is a dive bar and possesses all one would expect from such an establishment, except for one crucial thing: they water down their drinks...alot. I had two shots of Patron and two vodka tonics within about 90 minutes and was still stone cold sober...and I am not a regular drinker. I walked to the sports bar on the next block, had a few shots of Patron (for about half the price)and was properly buzzed. Also, I am a former smoker. I went here for karoke to celebrate a friend's birthday and eventually gave in and had a few cigarettes. Days later, I still feel physically awful, can't get the smell out of my hair or clothes, and deeply regret it. I would consider coming back (after first spending some time at the neighboring sports bar to drink), but I just can't deal with the cigarette smoke anymore. The crowd was fun and unique (exactly what I expected) and I had a great time, but it's time for either a non-smoking section and for the love of all that is good and right and just in the world of alcohol, DON'T FREAKIN' WATER DOWN THE BOOZE!!
(1)Adriana S.
I was completely taken back when I open the door of what seemed to be a dive bar, but I was not expecting a crowded dive kareoke bar! Everybody smokes inside the bar, I mean everybody! I don't smoke, so to experience that I had to smoke (involuntarily) for one evening! Gotta admit that it payed off! What a great crowd, everybody sings, everybody cheers for the singers, and the music choice is great! They have no food whatsoever and only serve drinks (cash only!), so bring your stack of bills, your best voice, and don't be shy cause everyone will cheer for you as if you were an American idol! Great to enjoy with a nice and fun group of friends, just like I did!
(4)Leilani D.
We came here this past Saturday night for a friends birthday to do Karaoke. I have to say it was a fantastic time and we'll definitely be back. I know they do Karoake for sure every Saturday, as well as a couple other days during the week (I want to say Tuesday & Thursday). Let's just get this out of the way - what everyone says about this place is a true. This couldn't possibly be more of a dive bar if it tried. It's old, it's CASH ONLY (something we didn't know before we showed up), there's a crowd of regulars taking up many of the bar stools, and you may have to set your clothes on fire if you want to get the cigarette smell out of them when you go home.That being said, if you've read up to this point this is probably the place for you. It also has all of the pros of a dive bar in spades - cheap drinks, laid back attitude, and a very mixed (any and all ages and stereotypes) fun crowd. It seems most people come in on Saturdays for Karoake. It starts around 10pm, and is run pretty efficiently by a guy who looks like he'd rather be anywhere else but otherwise does a good job. It does get really crowded as the night wears on - there's not much room to move around left by midnight, and at that point if you place your song in the queue expect to wait at least 90 minutes before it's your turn. My advice is to get there around 11, and if you want to sing more than one song give 1 each to the DJ every 15 minutes or so if you want to be able to do all of them before you head home. Bonus: there was a guy who wanted to sing Justin Timberlake's "Mirrors" which wasn't yet available so he sang it to the tune of "What Goes Around"...while holding his own mirror that he brought from home. Here's hoping that guy is in there every Saturday night.
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